| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Slap Head | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Claudio Gentile | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) | |
| D | Lourenço Saraiva | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| D | Cruncher McCrunchisson | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) | |
| M | Kris Commons | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) |  |
| M | Soup Nbread | 9 | +2.30 (25.56%) | |
| M | Johnny Bag | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| M | Jesus H Christ | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Diego Maradona | 11 | -0.20 (-1.82%) | |
| S | Jan Jansen | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) |  |
| S | Evgeny Ageikin | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| R | Mannix Burns | 4 | +1.20 (30.00%) | |
| 8.25 | +12.50 (12.63%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Duncan McAvoy | K | |
|
+0.40 (3.33%) | 12 | Joe McAllister | D |
| -2.10 (-17.50%) | 12 | Stevan Khana | D | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Oskar Kolstad | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Bobby Steele | D | |
| -4.70 (-42.73%) | 11 | Dion Wilcox | M | |
| -0.80 (-8.00%) | 10 | Christian Heckingbottom | M | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Luther Lipscombe | M | |
| -1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Tyson Packham | M | |
|
+0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Daniel Yorke | M |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Wyatt Edison | S | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Reijo Alfredson | R | |
| -11.60 (-11.26%) | 8.58 |