| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Big Joe | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| D | Dwayne James | 10 | +1.90 (19.00%) |  |
| D | Nedum Onuoha | 10 | +0.80 (8.00%) | |
| D | Carol Vorderman | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Marcel Desailly | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Des Casey | 12 | +2.40 (20.00%) | |
| M | Carl-Otto Norrlöf | 12 | +1.90 (15.83%) | |
| M | Charlie Garriock | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| M | Daz Murphy | 10 | +2.30 (23.00%) | |
| M | Keston Williams | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| S | Daz Kilvert | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| R | Daz Kluivert | 9 | +2.10 (23.33%) | |
| 10.00 | +15.60 (13.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.60 (-5.45%) | 11 | Mickey Pearce | K | |
| +0.70 (6.36%) | 11 | Ted Grandad Trotter | D | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Albert Trotter | D | |
| +0.10 (1.00%) | 10 | Trig Ger | D | |
| -0.30 (-2.50%) | 12 | Boy Cie | M | |
| +0.40 (3.64%) | 11 | Alan Parry | M | |
| -3.20 (-29.09%) | 11 | Rodney Trotter | M | |
|
+1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Jumbo Mills | M |
|
-0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Ab Dul | M |
| +2.40 (21.82%) | 11 | Damien Trotter | S | |
| +0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Mike Fisher | S | |
| +0.10 (1.00%) | 10 | Danny Driscoll | R | |
| +1.90 (1.57%) | 10.08 |