| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stikibak Plastic | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Bledin Hemofiljak | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Rajin Alkoholic | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Jonny Nemonic | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Latin Music | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Abit Drastic | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Driblin Mesmeric | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Bemor Spezific | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ant Arktic | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Viktri Imfatic | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Merdrus Sykotic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bubzar Erotic | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.75 | +3.00 (3.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Cal Minto | K | |
| +5.00 (41.67%) | 12 | Katie Huntley | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Manfred Zweigler | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Ewan Robb | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Gordon Samson | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Alana Bell | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Rory Preston | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Imanol Padin | M |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Joe Cole | M | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Arnold Parfitt | M | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Daley Irvine | S |
| +24.00 (24.49%) | 8.91 |