| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Hot Rod | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| D | Rhod Gilbert | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| D | Mariusz Podhajsky | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| D | Rod Stewart | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) |  |
| D | Bernt Bladh | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Fishing Rod | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) | |
| M | Armand Aiudan | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Rod Wallace | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| S | Rod Turner | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) |  |
| S | Dina Rod | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| S | Rodney Dangerfield | 6 | +3.90 (65.00%) | |
| R | Ram Rod | 9 | -0.60 (-6.67%) | |
| R | Roddy Forsyth | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| 7.00 | +9.30 (10.22%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-26.67%) | 9 | Joe Hart | K | |
|
-1.40 (-14.00%) | 10 | Dwayne James | D |
| -1.60 (-16.00%) | 10 | Pablo Zabaleta | D | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | David Alleyne | D | |
|
-0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Carol Vorderman | D |
|
-0.40 (-3.33%) | 12 | Carl-Otto Norrlöf | M |
|
+1.30 (11.82%) | 11 | Charlie Garriock | M |
|
-0.60 (-5.45%) | 11 | Keston Williams | M |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Nigel de Jong | M | |
|
+0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Daz Kilvert | S |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Daz Kluivert | S | |
| -7.40 (-6.67%) | 10.09 |