| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Joe Hart | 9 | -1.30 (-14.44%) | |
| D | Dwayne James | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Nedum Onuoha | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Carol Vorderman | 8 | +2.90 (36.25%) | |
| D | Marcel Desailly | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Carl-Otto Norrlöf | 12 | +2.30 (19.17%) |  |
| M | Des Casey | 12 | -1.30 (-10.83%) | |
| M | Keston Williams | 11 | +2.40 (21.82%) | |
| M | Charlie Garriock | 11 | +1.80 (16.36%) | |
| M | Daz Murphy | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) | |
| S | Daz Kilvert | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| 10.09 | +19.60 (17.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.10 (19.09%) | 11 | Mickey Pearce | K | |
| +0.80 (7.27%) | 11 | Ted Grandad Trotter | D | |
| +1.50 (15.00%) | 10 | Albert Trotter | D | |
|
+1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Danny Driscoll | D |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Toni Driscoll | D | |
|
+1.80 (16.36%) | 11 | Rodney Trotter | M |
|
+0.90 (8.18%) | 11 | Jumbo Mills | M |
| -1.10 (-10.00%) | 11 | Alan Parry | M | |
| +2.50 (27.78%) | 9 | Ab Dul | M | |
| +0.70 (5.83%) | 12 | Damien Trotter | S | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Mike Fisher | S | |
|
+1.20 (12.00%) | 10 | Derek Trotter | R |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Trig Ger | R | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Mike Barman | R | |
| +16.10 (11.67%) | 9.86 |