| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Hot Rod | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Rod Brindamour | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | Rodney Arnold | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Ram Rod | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| D | Rhod Gilbert | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Lightning Rod | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Fishing Rod | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| M | Rod Wallace | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Roddy Forsyth | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Rod Turner | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Dina Rod | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| R | Rodjane Andfreddy | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Rodney Dangerfield | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Rod Stewart | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 10.71 | +42.00 (28.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | David Seaman | K | |
| -3.00 (-20.00%) | 15 | Hank McSporran | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Sebastien Squillaci | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Stelios Kiourkos | D | |
| -5.00 (-41.67%) | 12 | Lambert Rodger | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jack Wilshere | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Emanuel Frimpong | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Liam af Ugglas | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ronaldo Messi | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Jay Simpson | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Yaqob Egbedi | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Robin Metternich | R | |
| -10.00 (-9.35%) | 8.92 |