| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 14 | +0.10 (0.71%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| D | Howie Clifford | 3 | +0.30 (10.00%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 13 | +2.60 (20.00%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) |  |
| M | Justin Bowling | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| M | Raymond Kenmogne | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) |  |
| S | John Bolt | 11 | -2.20 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| R | Rogério Oliveira | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| 7.83 | +9.20 (9.79%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.50 (-37.50%) | 4 | Dino Zoff | K | |
| -1.90 (-27.14%) | 7 | Were Wolf | D | |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Frankie Stein | D | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Dra Cula | D | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Sid Webber | D | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Bert Snowdon | M | |
| -1.30 (-21.67%) | 6 | Nicky Folan | M | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Oswald Cronshaw | M | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Joel Fitzgerald | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Punjab Magoo | S | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Lewis Harcourt | S | |
| -10.50 (-17.21%) | 5.55 |