| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nadia Comaneci | 6 | -0.90 (-15.00%) | |
| D | Ingrid Bergman | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Julie London | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Ava Gardner | 9 | +2.10 (23.33%) |  |
| M | Nastassja Kinski | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| M | Angelina Jolie | 9 | -1.90 (-21.11%) |  |
| M | Ruta Gedmintas | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| M | Laura Fraser | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| M | Marcello González | 3 | +0.50 (16.67%) | |
| S | Isabella Rossellini | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| S | Marianne Faithfull | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| R | Conor Purdie | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| R | Alípio Graço | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| R | Martino Frezzolini | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +14.40 (14.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Peter Shilton | K | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Gary Payne | D | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Malcolm Payne | D | |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | A-Aron Payne | D | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Jonathon Payne | M | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Mikel Arteta | M | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Roy Keane | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Jon Payne | M | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Tim Cahill | S | |
|
+0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Gary Lineker | S |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Ken Quinn Jnr | S | |
|
+0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Duncan Ferguson | R |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Jono Payne | R | |
| -0.20 (-10.00%) | 2 | Ang Cross | R | |
| -2.50 (-3.05%) | 5.86 |