| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Shilton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gary Payne | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | A-Aron Payne | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| D | Jono Payne | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| M | Jonathon Payne | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) |  |
| M | Mikel Arteta | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Vronica Payne | 3 | +0.30 (10.00%) | |
| S | Duncan Ferguson | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 3 | -0.20 (-6.67%) | |
| R | Ryan Giggs | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| R | Ken Quinn Jnr | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rooy Keane | 2 | -0.50 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.43 | +0.50 (0.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Wile Coyote | K | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Ernest Penfold | D | |
| -2.10 (-30.00%) | 7 | Danger Mouse | D | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Winnie The Pooh | D | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Boo Boo | D | |
| -2.70 (-38.57%) | 7 | Road Runner | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Top Cat | M | |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Yogi Bear | M | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Ludwig von Drake | M | |
| -1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Daffy Duck | S | |
| -2.20 (-27.50%) | 8 | Ti Gger | S | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Phil McCrakin | R | |
| +0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Count Duckula | R | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Tom Cat | R | |
| -8.90 (-10.72%) | 5.93 |