| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wile Coyote | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| D | Ernest Penfold | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| D | Boo Boo | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| D | Phil McCrakin | 5 | +0.40 (8.00%) | |
| M | Road Runner | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Jerry Mouse | 5 | -0.90 (-18.00%) | |
| M | Top Cat | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Yogi Bear | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Ludwig von Drake | 4 | -0.70 (-17.50%) | |
| S | Daffy Duck | 8 | -2.10 (-26.25%) | |
| S | Ti Gger | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) |  |
| 6.00 | -8.70 (-13.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Peter Shilton | K | |
| -2.20 (-27.50%) | 8 | Gary Payne | D | |
| +0.70 (10.00%) | 7 | Malcolm Payne | D | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | A-Aron Payne | D | |
| +0.90 (18.00%) | 5 | Jono Payne | D | |
 |
-1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Mikel Arteta | M |
| -2.30 (-28.75%) | 8 | Jonathon Payne | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Jon Payne | M | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Timothy Cahill | M | |
|
+3.20 (45.71%) | 7 | Tim Cahill | S |
| +1.80 (25.71%) | 7 | Duncan Ferguson | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gary Lineker | R | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Ryan Giggs | R | |
| -0.30 (-10.00%) | 3 | Ang Cross | R | |
| -0.80 (-0.93%) | 6.14 |