| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Duck Man | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Esmerelda Weatherwax | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Lord Vetinari | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Cmot Dibbler | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cohen The Barbarian | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 5.38 | +22.00 (31.43%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Skull Crusher | K | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Craig Sharp | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Fritz Collett | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Andres Couto | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Keith Hawke | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Bone Cruncher | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Waren Izzo | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Marrow Muncher | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Vidal Velázquez | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Blood Drinker | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Kingsley Farrell | S | |
| -20.00 (-31.75%) | 5.73 |