| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Bixente Pichard | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Cheery Littlebottom | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | The Luggage | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| M | Steven Hendrie | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Constable Angua | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Christofer Edman | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.31 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Tim Flowers | K | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Colin Hendry | D |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gallagher Carroll | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Román Lopez Castro | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Godfrey Greenhalgh | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Malachy Hogan | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Cliff Hallam | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Montes Ruotolo | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Pierce Slaney | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Romano Kempenaar | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jirair Tarkhanian | S | |
| -11.00 (-14.86%) | 6.73 |