| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Cheery Littlebottom | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Wee Mad Arthur | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.82 | +16.00 (21.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Duck Man | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Coffin Henry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | The Luggage | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Sergeant Detritus | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Dimitris Kapatais | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5.58 |