| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Valentín Comejo | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Sigismund Flohr | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.75 | +10.00 (12.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Paulica Pinusz | K | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Rogér Pallani | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Lido Pellegrino | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Censu Camilleri | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Angus Yeats | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Lorezzo Arena | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lozigo Oviedo | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Esteban Soto | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Parker Hackett | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | José Rotchen | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Maksim Najdanovic | S | |
| -15.00 (-25.00%) | 5.45 |