| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tim Flowers | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Colin Hendry | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Gallagher Carroll | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Aidan Sheehy | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Román Lopez Castro | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Godfrey Greenhalgh | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Malachy Hogan | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| M | Montes Ruotolo | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Pierce Slaney | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Romano Kempenaar | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jirair Tarkhanian | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Neal Duffy | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cliff Hallam | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 6.92 | +10.00 (11.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Coffin Henry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | The Luggage | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Sergeant Detritus | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Sir Samuel Vimes | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| -2.00 (-3.08%) | 5.91 |