| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Fred Colon | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.54 | +2.00 (2.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Tim Flowers | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Colin Hendry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gallagher Carroll | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Román Lopez Castro | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Godfrey Greenhalgh | M |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Malachy Hogan | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Montes Ruotolo | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Cliff Hallam | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Neal Duffy | S |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Pierce Slaney | S | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Romano Kempenaar | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Aidan Sheehy | R | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Jirair Tarkhanian | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Barry Euell | R | |
| +7.00 (7.45%) | 6.71 |