| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Dimitris Kapatais | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fred Colon | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.46 | +12.00 (16.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Vladut Tiglan | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jed Wardley | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Johnny Ramone | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Joey Ramone | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Paulica Maftei | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Cezar Voinicu | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Stelica Gavriloiu | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Lemmy Kilmister | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ieuan Maiden | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Gunnar Jørgensen | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Nicolas Lake | S |
| -1.00 (-1.59%) | 5.73 |