| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.75 | +12.00 (17.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Liam Hasselquist | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Will Beresford | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Marian Ploaie | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Arne Rohrer | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Howie Winters | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Steven Falconer | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Viggo Wenneberg | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Dominic Billingham | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Rista Jestrovic | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Adolfo Castilho | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Andy Dudfield | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Gabi Larrazabal | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Noel Bancroft | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Jesus Regelo | R | |
| -15.00 (-20.00%) | 5.36 |