| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rasim Yesil | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Jed Wardley | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Johnny Ramone | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Joey Ramone | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Deedee Ramone | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Cezar Voinicu | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gigi Igor | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Ieuan Maiden | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Gunnar Jørgensen | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Nicolas Lake | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Lily Stock | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.36 | -5.00 (-8.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sgt Detritus | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Bixente Pichard | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Cheery Littlebottom | D | |
 |
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Kurt Hales | M |
 |
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | The Luggage | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Wee Mad Arthur | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Constable Angua | R | |
| +8.00 (10.13%) | 6.58 |