| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Oxlong | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Jake Lowe | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Alain Sucre | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Herbie Hind | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Shane Downer | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Linford Hathaway | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Ernie Baker | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Guntha Flappa | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Na Ni | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Arthur Coppinger | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Eyeball Paul | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Romeo Beckham | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Paul Radcliffe | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 8.23 | +20.00 (18.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sgt Detritus | D | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Cheery Littlebottom | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | The Luggage | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Steven Hendrie | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Mr Twoflower | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Wee Mad Arthur | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Lord Vetinari | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.67%) | 6.25 |