| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Mr Twoflower | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Rincewind Three | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | The Dean | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Wee Mad Arthur | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.08 | -6.00 (-8.22%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Mike Oxlong | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jake Lowe | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Alain Sucre | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Pere Solana | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Herbie Hind | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Shane Downer | M | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ernie Baker | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Linford Hathaway | M |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Na Ni | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Romeo Beckham | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Eyeball Paul | S | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Arthur Coppinger | R | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Barry Robertson | R |
| +3.00 (2.78%) | 8.31 |