| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Steven Hendrie | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Wee Mad Arthur | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Mr Twoflower | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Cheery Littlebottom | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.25 | -2.00 (-2.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Tim Flowers | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Colin Hendry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Gallagher Carroll | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Aidan Sheehy | D | |
| -1.00 (-50.00%) | 2 | Kelly Lunny | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Godfrey Greenhalgh | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Malachy Hogan | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Cliff Hallam | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Neal Duffy | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Pierce Slaney | S |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Romano Kempenaar | S | |
| -11.00 (-13.41%) | 7.45 |