| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tim Howard | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Malcolm Payne | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | A-Aron Payne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jonathon Payne | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Pokemon Payne | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Timothy Cahill | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Aaron Payne | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hayley Payne | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Rach Payne | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ryan Giggs | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.25 | -3.00 (-4.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Mustrum Ridcully | K | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sgt Detritus | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | The Luggage | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Mr Twoflower | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Rincewind Three | M | |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | Lord Vetinari | M | |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | The Dean | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Cheery Littlebottom | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Gordon Ready | R | |
| -16.00 (-22.86%) | 5.38 |