| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stelica Amãriucãi | 9 | +3.40 (37.78%) |  |
| D | Matteus Wickman | 11 | +2.70 (24.55%) | |
| D | Rolf Angerås | 10 | +3.60 (36.00%) | |
| D | Jerrard Holsgrove | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| D | Alasdair McGreal | 9 | +1.50 (16.67%) | |
| M | Florinel Cãposu | 10 | +4.30 (43.00%) | |
| M | Lancelot Ruffer | 10 | +3.40 (34.00%) |  |
| M | Manne Wargloo | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) | |
| M | Tome Prpic | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| M | Martino Leal | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Jon Ellemark | 10 | -1.30 (-13.00%) | |
| 9.64 | +23.80 (22.45%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
|
+1.20 (9.23%) | 13 | Sylvester Syphilis | D |
|
+3.60 (36.00%) | 10 | Denny Dildo | D |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Dick Stillhard | D | |
|
-3.10 (-22.14%) | 14 | Happy Cunt | M |
| +1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Titty McNipple | M | |
| +2.50 (31.25%) | 8 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| +3.80 (42.22%) | 9 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
|
+3.90 (48.75%) | 8 | Samuel Slutfucker | S |
|
+1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | Gaylord Focker | R |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Abraham Arsehole | R | |
| +22.20 (17.62%) | 9.69 |