| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Travolta | 6 | -2.50 (-41.67%) | |
| D | Jamie Clemence | 12 | -0.10 (-0.83%) |  |
| D | Sean Bond | 9 | -1.20 (-13.33%) | |
| D | Graham Tucker | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) | |
| D | Simon Le Bon | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| D | Erik Cornforth | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| M | James Bedall | 13 | -5.50 (-42.31%) | |
| M | Stuart Wheeler | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) |  |
| M | Martin Kemp | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| S | Kerry Price | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| S | Marc Almond | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| R | Alexe Fetcu | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| 7.33 | -8.90 (-10.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-6.15%) | 13 | William Murderface | K | |
| +4.90 (32.67%) | 15 | Bro Pickles | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | D | |
|
+0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Jezdimir Medarevic | D |
| -4.20 (-28.00%) | 15 | Charles Foster Ofdensen | M | |
|
+1.40 (12.73%) | 11 | Piaras Burke | M |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Andreas Vestureið | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Peter Trusca | M | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Viriato São | M | |
|
-0.10 (-0.83%) | 12 | Keelan O Halloran | S |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Nathaniel Whelan | S | |
|
-0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Bo Voutila | R |
| +1.50 (1.29%) | 9.67 |