| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Murderface | 13 | -0.20 (-1.54%) | |
| D | Doctor Rockzo | 14 | +2.80 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | 14 | +2.50 (17.86%) |  |
| D | Bro Pickles | 14 | +1.60 (11.43%) | |
| M | Toki Wartooth | 15 | +3.10 (20.67%) | |
| M | Charles Foster Ofdensen | 15 | +0.20 (1.33%) | |
| M | Tim Cahill | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| M | Aimo Gotti | 13 | +2.40 (18.46%) | |
| S | Keelan O Halloran | 12 | +2.50 (20.83%) | |
| R | Piaras Burke | 11 | -1.80 (-16.36%) | |
| 13.50 | +14.10 (10.44%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-2.31%) | 13 | Roddy Woomble | K | |
| -0.40 (-3.08%) | 13 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
|
-0.70 (-5.38%) | 13 | Billy Connolly | D |
| -1.50 (-12.50%) | 12 | Steve Mason | D | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Tommy Cunningham | D | |
| -0.50 (-3.57%) | 14 | Justin Currie | M | |
| -5.10 (-36.43%) | 14 | John Gordon-Sinclair | M | |
| -0.40 (-3.64%) | 11 | Gerard Love | M | |
| -0.60 (-6.00%) | 10 | Dominik Diamond | M | |
| -2.60 (-32.50%) | 8 | Robin Raven | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Shirley Manson | S | |
| -13.00 (-10.16%) | 11.64 |