| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gordon Banks | 13 | +1.70 (13.08%) | |
| D | Jack Charlton | 13 | +1.60 (12.31%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +1.20 (9.23%) | |
| D | Kenny Sansom | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 13 | -1.60 (-12.31%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 11 | -2.80 (-25.45%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 7 | -2.80 (-40.00%) |  |
| M | Paul Merson | 6 | -2.50 (-41.67%) | |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 12 | +0.90 (7.50%) |  |
| S | Wayne Rooney | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 9 | -2.80 (-31.11%) | |
| 10.91 | -5.20 (-4.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Jealous Jeff | K | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Dame Daisy | D | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Lady Eve | D | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Lady Seven | D | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Grr Ass Bandits | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Jarl Björnsson | M | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Duff The Puff | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Torsten Harmander | S | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Melvin Wallinder | S | |
| -2.70 (-4.15%) | 6.50 |