| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 5 | +1.40 (28.00%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 5 | -1.60 (-32.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) |  |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) |  |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| 5.09 | -2.20 (-3.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Wayne Goss | K | |
|
+0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Dame Daisy | D |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Lady Eve | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Lady Seven | D | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Stuart Kenton | M | |
| -1.80 (-36.00%) | 5 | Grr Ass Bandits | M | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Duff The Puff | M | |
| -0.50 (-16.67%) | 3 | Antonello Zelano | M | |
| -1.60 (-16.00%) | 10 | Torsten Harmander | S | |
|
-0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Melvin Wallinder | S |
| -8.70 (-12.99%) | 6.09 |