| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Murderface | 13 | -0.60 (-4.62%) | |
| D | Bro Pickles | 14 | +4.30 (30.71%) | |
| D | Doctor Rockzo | 14 | +1.80 (12.86%) | |
| D | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | 14 | -0.10 (-0.71%) |   |
| D | Malcolm Upson | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| M | Toki Wartooth | 15 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tim Cahill | 14 | -4.20 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Aimo Gotti | 13 | +0.60 (4.62%) | |
| M | Piaras Burke | 11 | +0.40 (3.64%) | |
| M | Isak Stenholm | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| S | Keelan O Halloran | 12 | -0.10 (-0.83%) | |
| R | Gudmund Kjellman | 12 | -1.10 (-9.17%) | |
| 11.67 | +3.10 (2.21%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-9.23%) | 13 | Roddy Woomble | K | |
| +1.70 (13.08%) | 13 | Armando Iannucci | D | |
| +1.10 (8.46%) | 13 | Billy Connolly | D | |
| +1.50 (12.50%) | 12 | Steve Mason | D | |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | John Gordon-Sinclair | M | |
| -3.60 (-25.71%) | 14 | Justin Currie | M | |
| +1.40 (12.73%) | 11 | Gerard Love | M | |
| +0.70 (7.00%) | 10 | Dominik Diamond | M | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Robin Raven | M | |
| +0.20 (1.67%) | 12 | Shirley Manson | S | |
| +6.10 (4.73%) | 11.73 |