| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Demen Ted | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| D | Mike Sturrock | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| D | Montgomery Eastwood | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| D | Frankie Hodge | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| D | Maniac Al | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) | |
| M | Dougie Sutherland | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) |  |
| M | Seymore McRenton | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| M | Willy Doodle | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) |  |
| M | Mark Anderson | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Craig Dickson | 10 | -1.90 (-19.00%) | |
| S | Freak Out | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| R | Fran Tic | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) | |
| R | Ment Al | 6 | -5.30 (-88.33%) | |
| 7.31 | +18.30 (19.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.30 (-13.00%) | 10 | Father Todd Unctious | K | |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Father Paul Stone | D | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Eoin McLove | D | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Father Austin Purcell | D | |
| -4.50 (-40.91%) | 11 | Father Romeo Sensini | M | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Father Dick Byrne | M |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Mary O’Leary | M | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Bishop Len Brennan | M | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Father Azazel | M | |
|
+0.90 (18.00%) | 5 | Father Lucifer | S |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Father Noel Furlong | S | |
| -8.00 (-10.96%) | 6.64 |