| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 5 | -0.90 (-18.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 5 | +0.40 (8.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | -0.90 (-15.00%) | |
| S | Calvin Cunthunter | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.09 | +1.10 (1.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (66.67%) | 3 | Wayne Goss | K | |
| +3.30 (41.25%) | 8 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Toni von Fersen | D | |
| +2.10 (42.00%) | 5 | Lady Seven | D | |
 |
-0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Stuart Kenton | M |
 |
-0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Torleif Efraimsson | M |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Grr Ass Bandits | M | |
| +1.10 (27.50%) | 4 | Jarl Björnsson | M | |
|
+0.70 (23.33%) | 3 | Antonello Zelano | M |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Torsten Harmander | S | |
|
+0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Melvin Wallinder | S |
| +10.50 (16.15%) | 5.91 |