| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| S | Calvin Cunthunter | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| 5.00 | -0.60 (-1.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Des Devine | K | |
| +2.10 (23.33%) | 9 | Séanan Parson | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Ernest Rusek | D | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Vasili Shatalov | D | |
| +1.40 (46.67%) | 3 | Börje Thunman | D | |
 |
+0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Aodh Dublin | M |
 |
+1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Riordan Gillian | M |
| +0.90 (30.00%) | 3 | Tord Forsman | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Steve Forde | S |
|
+2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Jim Matheson | S |
| +1.60 (32.00%) | 5 | Mike Healy | S | |
| +12.40 (17.71%) | 6.36 |