| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Belmiro Felipe | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| D | Felix Fortuna | 11 | +0.80 (7.27%) | |
| D | Edvin Björkqvist | 4 | +2.90 (72.50%) |  |
| D | Dermott Brindle | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Hedley | 9 | +3.90 (43.33%) |  |
| M | Edward Turley | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| M | Gino Mondini | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| M | Sunti Tanasugarn | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| M | Poyraz Sanmez | 2 | +4.20 (210.00%) | |
| S | Paddy Chenery | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 4 | +1.90 (47.50%) | |
| 5.73 | +20.60 (32.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| -7.80 (-13.93%) | 5.09 |