| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 5 | -1.30 (-26.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| 5.09 | -2.20 (-3.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.70 (23.33%) | 3 | Wayne Goss | K | |
  |
+2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Gayboy Chrille | D |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Toni von Fersen | D | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Lady Seven | D | |
|
+0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Stuart Kenton | M |
|
+0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Grr Ass Bandits | M |
|
+1.60 (40.00%) | 4 | Jarl Björnsson | M |
|
+1.50 (37.50%) | 4 | Per-Anders Ryfors | M |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Antonello Zelano | M | |
|
+0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Torsten Harmander | S |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Melvin Wallinder | S | |
| +8.20 (13.02%) | 5.73 |