| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 8 | -2.10 (-26.25%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 8 | -2.60 (-32.50%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) |  |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) |  |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| 6.64 | -8.60 (-11.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.50 (-37.50%) | 4 | Wayne Goss | K | |
|
-0.80 (-8.89%) | 9 | Gayboy Chrille | D |
| -3.60 (-40.00%) | 9 | Lady Eve | D | |
| -1.60 (-20.00%) | 8 | Toni von Fersen | D | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Dame Daisy | D | |
| -3.70 (-52.86%) | 7 | Torleif Efraimsson | M | |
|
-2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Grr Ass Bandits | M |
| -2.10 (-42.00%) | 5 | Per-Anders Ryfors | M | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Duff The Puff | M | |
| -3.50 (-58.33%) | 6 | Melvin Wallinder | S | |
| -23.30 (-34.78%) | 6.70 |