| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 8 | -1.70 (-21.25%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) |  |
| D | Benny Beavers | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -1.70 (-21.25%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 8 | -2.80 (-35.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) |  |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| 6.64 | -7.70 (-10.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Ronald Gerhardsson | K | |
| -2.70 (-38.57%) | 7 | Mattis Elmlund | D | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Juan Ignacio Valcarce | D | |
| -2.90 (-58.00%) | 5 | Per-Erik Myrestedt | D | |
| -3.80 (-76.00%) | 5 | Ainsley McGreat | D | |
| -2.90 (-58.00%) | 5 | Marco van Heijswijk | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Miki Hyodo | M | |
| -2.30 (-57.50%) | 4 | Albert Ramström | M | |
| -2.40 (-60.00%) | 4 | Earl-Lee N Leight | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Eugénio Bernardes | S | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Niclas Nordelius | S | |
| -27.20 (-49.45%) | 5.00 |