| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nerses Kademian | 15 | +3.10 (20.67%) | |
| D | Alex Nãvod | 16 | +3.70 (23.12%) | |
| D | Martin Keown | 14 | +3.70 (26.43%) |  |
| D | Sol Campbell | 11 | +3.90 (35.45%) | |
| M | Matteus Bremberg | 15 | +3.50 (23.33%) |  |
| M | Duncan Edwards | 14 | +3.10 (22.14%) | |
| M | Dean McIntyre | 13 | +2.90 (22.31%) | |
| M | Robert Pires | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Ljungberg | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| S | Daniel von Platen | 14 | +4.40 (31.43%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 12 | +3.30 (27.50%) | |
| R | Sebastião Coimbra | 12 | -0.10 (-0.83%) | |
| 12.67 | +34.50 (22.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +2.70 (24.55%) | 11 | Dan Barker | D | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Florian Lechner | D | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +0.50 (3.57%) | 14 | Timo Schultz | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Pau Creus | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Douglas Adams | S | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Daijiro Akamine | S | |
| +5.60 (5.38%) | 9.45 |