| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roddy Woomble | 13 | +3.50 (26.92%) | |
| D | Armando Iannucci | 14 | +3.30 (23.57%) | |
| D | Jon Fratelli | 13 | +4.50 (34.62%) |  |
| D | Sheena Easton | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| D | Tommy Cunningham | 9 | +2.30 (25.56%) | |
| M | John Gordon-Sinclair | 14 | +3.50 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Justin Currie | 14 | +0.80 (5.71%) | |
| M | Gerard Love | 12 | +1.70 (14.17%) | |
| M | Richard Jobson | 12 | -1.40 (-11.67%) | |
| M | Dominik Diamond | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Shirley Manson | 12 | +4.40 (36.67%) | |
| R | Ewan McGregor | 13 | -0.40 (-3.08%) | |
| 12.25 | +27.00 (18.37%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +1.80 (13.85%) | 13 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
| +1.30 (11.82%) | 11 | Florian Lechner | D | |
| +4.90 (49.00%) | 10 | Dan Barker | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +1.10 (7.86%) | 14 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
| -2.30 (-16.43%) | 14 | Timo Schultz | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Sam Harris | M | |
| +1.90 (13.57%) | 14 | René Schnitzler | S | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Pau Creus | R | |
| +12.50 (10.50%) | 9.92 |