| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Patrik Borger | 13 | +2.40 (18.46%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 13 | +3.70 (28.46%) | |
| D | Florian Lechner | 11 | +2.40 (21.82%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 10 | +4.10 (41.00%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +3.50 (25.00%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 14 | +0.40 (2.86%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 12 | +2.80 (23.33%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 9 | +2.10 (23.33%) | |
| M | Sam Harris | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| S | René Schnitzler | 14 | +3.30 (23.57%) | |
| R | Paul Abbott | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| 10.50 | +29.50 (23.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.10 (23.85%) | 13 | Roddy Woomble | K | |
| +3.60 (25.71%) | 14 | Armando Iannucci | D | |
| +4.80 (36.92%) | 13 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
 |
+4.10 (31.54%) | 13 | Billy Connolly | D |
| +4.30 (43.00%) | 10 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| +4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Justin Currie | M | |
| +1.60 (11.43%) | 14 | John Gordon-Sinclair | M | |
|
+3.20 (26.67%) | 12 | Gerard Love | M |
| +3.10 (25.83%) | 12 | Richard Jobson | M | |
 |
+3.10 (28.18%) | 11 | Dominik Diamond | M |
|
+2.30 (19.17%) | 12 | Shirley Manson | S |
| +37.20 (26.96%) | 12.55 |