| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gordon Banks | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +3.80 (29.23%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Road Runner | 9 | +3.70 (41.11%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 13 | -2.80 (-21.54%) | |
| M | David Platt | 12 | +3.40 (28.33%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 12 | +2.30 (19.17%) | |
| M | Goofy Gophers | 4 | +1.90 (47.50%) | |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 13 | +2.40 (18.46%) |  |
| S | Wayne Rooney | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) | |
| 11.27 | +23.10 (18.63%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Shay Patrick | K | |
| +1.10 (7.33%) | 15 | Marlon Brando | D | |
| +0.30 (2.50%) | 12 | Eze Obuke | D | |
| -0.20 (-1.67%) | 12 | Richard Blake | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Matt Damon | M | |
| -1.50 (-16.67%) | 9 | Florentino Abel | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Elliot Ellington | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Bartosz Brodzik | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Benny Sturges | M | |
| -5.20 (-40.00%) | 13 | Robert Duvall | S | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Gus MacFarlane | S | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Horia Jula | R | |
| -10.50 (-9.13%) | 9.58 |