| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ignacio Maldonado | 5 | -3.50 (-70.00%) | |
| D | Alessandro Costacurta | 5 | -2.40 (-48.00%) | |
| D | Fabio Cannavaro | 4 | -1.70 (-42.50%) | |
| D | Jere Ylönen | 3 | -1.30 (-43.33%) | |
| M | Alin-Andrei Malancea | 7 | -4.20 (-60.00%) | |
| M | Herea Verean | 4 | -0.50 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Demetrio Albertini | 4 | -1.40 (-35.00%) | |
| M | Steven Burbage | 4 | -1.40 (-35.00%) | |
| M | Alasdair Laidlaw | 3 | -1.80 (-60.00%) | |
| S | Rogério Simão | 5 | -2.40 (-48.00%) | |
| S | Geoffrey Zipper | 4 | -1.80 (-45.00%) | |
| 4.36 | -22.40 (-46.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.90 (48.33%) | 6 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Denny Dildo | D |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
 |
+0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Jeffery Myer | M |
| +2.20 (36.67%) | 6 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
|
-1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M |
|
-1.80 (-22.50%) | 8 | Vukasin Radojicic | S |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| +3.20 (4.27%) | 6.82 |