| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Des Devine | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) | |
| D | Séanan Parson | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| D | Phillip Foley | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| D | Sweeney Colmán | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| D | Börje Thunman | 4 | +1.90 (47.50%) | |
| M | Aodh Dublin | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Godofredo Sameiro | 5 | +3.20 (64.00%) |   |
| M | Juliano Mendonça | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| S | Jim Matheson | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| S | Steve Forde | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| S | João Beleza | 3 | +1.50 (50.00%) | |
| R | Riordan Gillian | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| 6.58 | +19.10 (24.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| +2.10 (42.00%) | 5 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
|
+1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -2.20 (-36.67%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
|
+0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Vukasin Radojicic | S |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| +4.60 (6.48%) | 6.45 |