| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 5 | +2.70 (54.00%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) |   |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| S | Calvin Cunthunter | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| R | Samuel Slutfucker | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| 6.33 | +6.10 (8.03%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-48.00%) | 5 | Ignacio Maldonado | K | |
| -1.60 (-40.00%) | 4 | Karl Willetts | D | |
| -1.40 (-46.67%) | 3 | Carlos Gregório | D | |
| -1.60 (-53.33%) | 3 | Jere Ylönen | D | |
| -2.90 (-41.43%) | 7 | Alin-Andrei Malancea | M | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Herea Verean | M | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Steven Burbage | M | |
| -1.70 (-56.67%) | 3 | Alasdair Laidlaw | M | |
| -3.30 (-55.00%) | 6 | Emesto Marcolini | S | |
| -2.40 (-48.00%) | 5 | Rogério Simão | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Geoffrey Zipper | S | |
| -22.60 (-47.08%) | 4.36 |