| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 6 | +3.50 (58.33%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) |  |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 5 | +2.70 (54.00%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Vukasin Radojicic | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | +3.70 (61.67%) | |
| 6.64 | +20.70 (28.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Norman Pittendreigh | K | |
| -0.70 (-7.00%) | 10 | Séanan Parson | D | |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Vasili Shatalov | D | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Ernest Rusek | D | |
| -3.50 (-43.75%) | 8 | Aodh Dublin | M | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Godofredo Sameiro | M | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Juliano Mendonça | M | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Tord Forsman | M | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Steve Forde | S | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Jim Matheson | S | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Mike Mellor | S | |
| -5.40 (-8.44%) | 5.82 |