| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tommy Cooper | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Joyce Grenfell | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| D | Max Miller | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 6 | -1.80 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Tony Hancock | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| M | Norman Wisdom | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| M | Thora Hird | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.18 | -6.00 (-8.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -2.20 (-27.50%) | 8 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
 |
-0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Benny Beavers | D |
|
-0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Jeffery Myer | M |
| -3.10 (-38.75%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
 |
-0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -6.50 (-8.90%) | 6.64 |