| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -2.20 (-27.50%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 7 | -1.50 (-21.43%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) |  |
| S | Vukasin Radojicic | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| 7.09 | -4.30 (-5.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.10 (-58.57%) | 7 | Ronald Gerhardsson | K | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Per-Erik Myrestedt | D | |
| -2.50 (-41.67%) | 6 | Juan Ignacio Valcarce | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Omar Recoba | D | |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Claudio di Stefano | D | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Miki Hyodo | M | |
|
+0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Bill Ebwelle | M |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Earl-Lee N Leight | M | |
| -3.70 (-61.67%) | 6 | Juan-Carlos Valdano | S | |
| -19.00 (-36.54%) | 5.78 |