| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Murderface | 14 | -1.70 (-12.14%) | |
| D | Bro Pickles | 15 | +0.60 (4.00%) | |
| D | Doctor Rockzo | 14 | +0.90 (6.43%) | |
| D | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | 14 | +0.10 (0.71%) | |
| D | Ron Ballantyne | 5 | -2.50 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Toki Wartooth | 15 | +2.80 (18.67%) |   |
| M | Charles Foster Ofdensen | 15 | +1.10 (7.33%) | |
| M | Tim Cahill | 14 | +1.10 (7.86%) | |
| M | Piaras Burke | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) | |
| M | Karl Smith | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 12.30 | +3.10 (2.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.50 (-22.73%) | 11 | Zeke Wallenström | K | |
| -1.90 (-14.62%) | 13 | Paulinho Rocha | D | |
| +0.20 (1.82%) | 11 | Dario De Florio | D | |
| -0.50 (-4.55%) | 11 | Benny Mjällby | D | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Zeferino Veríssimo | M | |
|
-1.80 (-15.00%) | 12 | Rinaldo Merzivini | M |
| -1.80 (-22.50%) | 8 | Leslie Craven | M | |
| -2.90 (-36.25%) | 8 | Bobby Thordarsson | M | |
| -0.30 (-7.50%) | 4 | Paddy Kiely | M | |
| -0.70 (-6.36%) | 11 | Rhys Livett | S | |
|
-0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Cristóvão Gonçalves | S |
| -15.30 (-14.04%) | 9.91 |