| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 7 | -1.70 (-24.29%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| S | Vukasin Radojicic | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Spike Sperminator | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| R | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| 7.08 | +4.30 (4.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Evander Holyfield | K | |
| +2.80 (20.00%) | 14 | Flo Rida | D | |
| +1.30 (9.29%) | 14 | Julio Cesar Chavez | D | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Smokin Joe Frazier | D | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Rocky Marciano | M | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Roberto Duran | M | |
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+1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Oscar de La Hoya | M |
 |
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Sugar Ray Robinson | M |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Abramo Colluato | M | |
| -5.00 (-35.71%) | 14 | Clint Eastwood | S | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Sugar Ray Leonard | S | |
| -0.60 (-4.62%) | 13 | Franklin Bruno | R | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Kid Gavalian | R | |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Sir Enry Cooper | R | |
| +1.80 (1.55%) | 8.29 |