| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) |  |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) |  |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +0.30 (4.29%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| R | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| 7.00 | +5.10 (5.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-4.17%) | 12 | Kalevi Virkki | K | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Avelino Penteado | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Bo-Christer Davidson | D | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Raf Mazetti | D | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Vito Falque | M | |
| -2.10 (-30.00%) | 7 | Abhiman Seth | M | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | José Luis Salillas | M | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Fanuco Ciani | M | |
| -2.50 (-41.67%) | 6 | Valentin Zelepukin | M | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Aziz Demis | S | |
| -4.30 (-53.75%) | 8 | Dan Franklin | S | |
| -15.60 (-19.50%) | 7.27 |