| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Murderface | 14 | -1.30 (-9.29%) | |
| D | Bro Pickles | 15 | +1.70 (11.33%) | |
| D | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | 14 | +4.60 (32.86%) | |
| D | Ron Ballantyne | 5 | +2.80 (56.00%) | |
| D | Albert Ponikarovsky | 4 | -0.40 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Charles Foster Ofdensen | 15 | -0.50 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Karl Smith | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| M | Giles Hoult | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| S | Marco Istrati | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| S | Jannu Savonrautia | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Nathaniel Whelan | 4 | -2.20 (-55.00%) | |
| R | Jasper Bould | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) | |
| 8.42 | +6.70 (6.63%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.30 (2.00%) | 15 | Nerses Kademian | K | |
| +3.30 (20.63%) | 16 | Alex Nãvod | D | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Martin Keown | D | |
| +3.70 (33.64%) | 11 | Sol Campbell | D | |
 |
+3.20 (20.00%) | 16 | Alfred Sciuto | M |
| -1.10 (-7.33%) | 15 | Matteus Bremberg | M | |
| -0.30 (-2.50%) | 12 | Sebastião Coimbra | M | |
| +2.80 (28.00%) | 10 | Robert Pires | M | |
| +1.20 (8.57%) | 14 | Daniel von Platen | S | |
| +2.80 (23.33%) | 12 | Dennis Bergkamp | S | |
 |
+2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Alfie Norman | S |
| +1.10 (27.50%) | 4 | Pascal Cygan | R | |
| +0.80 (26.67%) | 3 | Edu Gasper | R | |
| +21.90 (14.70%) | 11.46 |